Oh Glory

Ask Away!   Who do I think I am?   

Fancy seeing you here.

I made a friend.

His name is Elder Nielsen, and I met him about three months ago.
He is the same height as me, but weighs like 140 lbs at the most.
He is a Mormon missionary, so he talks to me about Jesus all the time.
He likes aliens.
He calls me when I am sad, even at 11 o’clock at night and his companion is sleeping.
He is like an older brother to me,
I absolutely love him.
He is leaving to go fulfill more of his mission elsewhere.
I am definitely going to miss him.

— 21 hours ago

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare, via idontgiveafrick)

— 5 days ago with 35291 notes
lifeisfeedingcaketozombies:

Someone hold me like that sloth is holding that stuffed animal, please. 

lifeisfeedingcaketozombies:

Someone hold me like that sloth is holding that stuffed animal, please. 

(Source: caseyface11)

— 6 days ago with 50 notes